Wednesday, November 24, 2010


I'm tired of seeing so many idiots forgetting how to write in English.

First of all your and you're. Your is when talking someone owning something. You're is when talking about how someone is.

To, too, and two. Two is a fucking number, get it right. To is where you are going. Too can be used in place of more than necessary, or also.

There, their, and they're. There is a location, their shows ownership, and they're shows how they are.

Commas, periods and all fucking punctuation. You see those lines and dots on your keyboard that aren't letters? They're there for a reason. A period looks like this . Isn't it nice? Start using it at the end of your sentence so people know that you've stopped a sentence. Commas are used for separation, and are used often after conjunctions. 

Also stop typing like this. "hey wnt 2 cum ovr l8r" . First off, where the fuck are your vowels? What use did not typing them have? Did that extra millisecond you saved help you in any way? Second 2 and 8 are fucking numbers, stop using them for words. Also again with punctuation, and learn to capitalize please.

TL;DR Take first grade grammar again you illiterate fucks.


  1. I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets pissed at texting shorthand-- it's 10 seconds out of your life to make me not want to stab you in the eyes with a spoon.