Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Silly Body, That's Not Right

I just found out that my body's reaction to fear while eating is to promptly try to throw up. Also, my feet randomly forget how big they are, and force me to trip over them. Do your bodies do stupid things?

15 comments:

  1. My eye twitches uncontrollably sometimes, it's really annoying.

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  2. um, dont get scared while your eating?

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  3. If I could choose when to be scared, do you think I'd ever choose to be scared, Mr.Davidson?

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  4. Instead of doing the dishes and taking out the trash, I ritualistically beat my wife and dog. Is that the same?

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  5. Eating just before an exam you know you're most likely going to fail is so hard! Almost threw up the entire finals week!

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  6. ya when i have two women naked and teasing i get a raging hard on.

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  7. That sucks that you threw up dude. I HATE throwing up haha.

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  8. I get dizzy everythime I rise up to fast, I think my blood has problems getting in my brain, I am 1.90 m you know.

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  9. i usually get a little sick to my stomach

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  10. my penis does this annoying thing where is multiplies in size and spits at attractive women...

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  11. One of my biggest fears is of throwing up. True story. I don't know why.

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  12. Oh my shit, NooG has my condition too! I've been to several doctors, but all they do is laugh and try to induce my condition!

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